Walking out one summers day, down by the old canal
I heard a guitar playing; I saw it was my pal
I stopped to have a listen; he always plays so well
he sat there softly strumming, a song called little Nell
His feet were gently tapping, to his soft guitar
and by his side a stickleback was swimming in a jar
So sitting by the water, with midges buzzing round
half a rotten teacake, lying on the ground
Still my pal kept playing, strumming his guitar
a nifty little number, was his best so far
then all at once I spotted, has nature had a fling, the stickleback jumped from the jar, and it began to sing
You’ve never heard owt like it, what a little star
it sang another song or two, and then jumped back in the jar
still my pal kept playing; he didn’t say a thing
reckon I’ve gone crazy, sticklebacks don’t sing
Well time for me to go I thought, I feel a little daft
then all at once went floating by a magpie on a raft
Oh!! I must be going barmy; I must be going daft
you don’t get birds that sail along, especially on a raft
Well off, I went down towpath, and bid my pal goodbye
the magpie started singing, a lovely lullaby
now I know I’m crazy, this could never be
magpies squawk and chatter, they never sing to me
Then ten yards down the towpath; I thowt I’d seen it all
but begger me up there I spot, a monkey on a wall
I’ve had enough of this I thowt, and gave the thing a stare
am I daft or in a dream, to see you sitting there?
“Oh”, it said!! As it looked down, “you’ve got a flippin cheek”
“I’ve been here for twenty years”
“But you’ve been dead a week”
Johnny Hearne Copyright millstreamlyrics 2019